OMG PD
Oh My: Misplaced Human Waste, Foot Mishap
We compile the odd, unusual, and 'oh, my gosh' police reports from around the region.
Number two (not one of Dr. Evil's henchmen, the other kind) was a theme in police logs this week, appearing in two places it doesn't belong. We also took note of a man who allegedly ran over his foot with his own car. Yeah...this is just nasty. A Townsend teen and his two cousins thought it would be hilarious to defecate on the floor, instead of in the toilet, at Ted's Montana Grill in Westborough. The three kids were dropped off at the Bay State Commons plaza while the teen's mother took their dog to a training class. (Looks like she should have taken her son, too.) The boys ran out of the bathroom, laughing, and fled from the restaurant manager to Roche Bros., where they locked themselves in a bathroom (presumably one that had not been …
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Paul Bishop
11:48 am on Monday, March 19, 2012
To file an insurance claim. The cops document that he got run over, he files ten different insurance claims.. he's not at fault, it's a hit and run by a scruffy guy. This is why your insurance costs what it does. Intent to Defraud is a crime.. and one that steals right out of your pockets. He will be filing for disability for life, and he simply ran his own foot over and called the cops. He's not… more ›